A Kenyan man has left netizens baffled after sharing screenshots of his private WhatsApp chats with a lady working at a popular barber shop.
Man exposes ‘thirsty’ lady The man went to his local barber, but the lady who always serves him was not around, but there was another who did it. In the screenshots shared on Twitter by a man identified as @Blockest, the lady contacted him a few minutes to midnight. She started the conversation with greetings.
The lady introduced herself as the one who offered after-shave services to the man, and the conversation became private. The gentleman acknowledged that the lady did a good job and even tipped her.
“You are good at after-shave services, by the way. You are better than her (the other lady),” he said. His statement excited the lady, and she responded, bragging about her prowess in massage. “Thanks. I am a Kamba, so I know how to touch a man,” she boasted.
Lmao what is wrong with this kinyozi lady 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/b6pTFeAgGY
— ™ DuDuS (@Blockest) July 9, 2023
She went ahead to beg him to retain her so that she can be offering the services even if the other lady returned. “Was this the reason for the conversation, especially at this hour?” he asked her. The lady boldly responded, commenting on the man’s looks.
“Yes, and also, you are handsome and kind. Most customers don’t tip us,” she said. The conversation didn’t end there, and she frankly inquired if he is a married man. ”
So you don’t have a wife or children?” she posed. The man said the lady later called him,
but he didn’t pick. The screenshots went viral, and the post attracted over 700 likes and over 156k views.
— ™ DuDuS (@Blockest) July 9, 2023
The screenshots went viral, and the post attracted over 700 likes and over 156k views.
Reacting to the chat between the masseuse and the client, below are reactions from netizens: Eimee Emmaqulate said: “I blame the cold weather.” @nyxwanga said: “You’re quite literally entertaining her and this conversation, though.”
@KoseyR31931254 said: “Shooting her shot.”
@Joenyayo said: “Please tip the barber. He’s most likely the reason why you’re stuck to that kinyozi (barbershop). Most times, we tip the wrong people
Alianza na 3-4-3 formation "mimi ni mkamba" all out attack. I stan pic.twitter.com/QyS2ITGYyE
— Kenshin (@fulgencce) July 10, 2023
@RealEdwin_99 said: “Hii imeenda .
” @bryannyamosi said: “Tabia mbaya sana. Hebu niambie hiyo kinyozi iko pande gani ndio niiavoid (This is bad behaviour. Please tell me the location I avoid that barbershop).” @john_mackonen said: ”
You set your own trap, then come here saying what. Wacha kikurambe nawewe.”
Inaonekana hujazoea kuwa hit on na madem. Uko overly excited like a teen.
— Johnny JK (@apiConnoisseur) July 10, 2023
@Kamtrick advised: “My friend, run for the hills. Don’t think you’re the first nor the last!”
@IKwemoi commented: “It looks like the tip had been doing wonders.
You’re quite literally entertaining her and this conversation though
— ɐƃuɐʍɐʎu (@nyxwanga) July 10, 2023
